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10 facts about catty-corner that may not be true

1. You can never get to catty-corner. As you reach it, it leaves you. You must let go of the idea of reaching catty-corner.

2. If there is a catty standing catty-corner to you it is disconcerting.

3. Kitty-corner is also in usage. This may be a Nestle advertising strategy.

4. Anthony will bring you a beer while you compose facts about catty-corner.

5. Inside the eye of the blackbird, light from catty-corner is reflected, absorbed.

6. There is no crosswalk to catty-corner. The demands of capitalism deny you the hypotenuse.

7. Fact seven about catty-corner carries with it the promise of a new t-shirt.

8. Your lost loves are standing catty-corner to you as is your 6th grade art teacher who had more of an inner world than you gave her credit for.

9. As the idea of catty-corner begins to fade, it is as though the horizon has grown impossibly close. As if you were standing on the moon, whose radius is small.

10. In your dream, the street was underwater. Catty-corner to you was a dolphin, sad, wise, and benevolent. It was as though you were a foetus and without lungs you could breathe the water like it was air.

by Josh Kellar

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